Old Recs
1/28/02
So it's not that I don't approve of the idea of Lord of the Rings slash, purist
though I usually am in a don't-fuck-with-my-childhood kind of way. After all, Tolkien
practically does it for us in his homosocial universe, bless his heart. The problem is
that there are some fandoms which are forgiving of lesser writing ability, ignorance of
canon, or, er, creative interpretations of characterization. LOTR is not one of them. This
universe is very, very unforgiving, and so am I. Nonetheless, I can't seem to keep myself
from reading the stuff, and I have actually found a few decent pieces that keep me from
despairing over the entire thing. Now, if someone would just write me some really good
Boromir/Aragorn, I would consider life-long slavery to that person. Or at least a really
nice rec.
I adore Legolas/Gimli, and the best story I've seen yet is Brancher's They Say of the Elves. Brancher
captures the feel of Tolkien without trying to be Tolkien, and the story is strong, sweet
and very much in character, just the way I like it. Then try Keelywolfe's lovely Untying Knots for a wistful
Legolas who works as well as Brancher's frustrated Gimli, from the other side of the
species divide.
Hunting through Fanfiction.net for LOTR fiction is almost never a good idea, for
reasons I'm sure I don't have to spell out. However, occasionally there's a gem waiting to
be found underneath all the garbage. Such is Bagenders, a humor piece that
works just from sheer brazenness. What if the Fellowship, as a "reward" for
their service, were all granted immortality and ended up living together in a
three-bedroom house in northern England, coping with 6,000 years of neuroses, psychoses
and dysfunctional relationships? Few stories have ever actually made me hurt from
laughing. Ow.
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